Excuse you!

 (( LOOL. I hope you know what "Them" means.))
You're sitting at the dinner table inside a fancy restaurant with scrumptious food, You're devouring the taste having a mini orgasm (hehe) and you almost stuff another forkful of your food until you heard. Errruup. A burp. That... yeah. That's nice, bro. -Puts fork down- You.. you just ruined my appetite. Thanks. I love you too.

  Have some manners! It's gross. I don't want your nasty-butt gas spreading through the used-to-be-heavenly smelly  atmosphere~ D; If you wanna burp, Burp at least in yo mouth. It's so impolite, too. There really isn't a reason but it's gross. Your chicken breath just exhales out into the person in front of you. That...sounds fun, doesn't it? No.. not really, Girl.



 I mean, Imagine you being the person blown away. If you wanna burp out loud, Excuse yourself. Ain't your momma gonna kick your shin and make you do it. But she should because it's really impolite.

In society, Having disgusting manners affects your surroundings and not only your peers too. IT also depends on the people you live with, It's okay if you're fooling around with your friends..( I was about to type homies.. ? ) But uhm, When you're at a refined dinner with lots of peers around you you're expected to carry your manners too. It's expected otherwise, People be thinking.."Woah.. What kinda parents does that child have?" Some people don't really care about what others think, And I do but rarely I don't. Would it kill you to say a few simple words? Who cares if you're joking around with your homies or whatever.. But at a restaurant? No.. no.. just.. no. Gross. Don't even think about spreading your flattery gas from your behind. >.>..

"Please and thank you." "Excuse me---" Girl, saaying twwwooooo simple words won't kill your throat will it? No it won't so stop trying to look like a badass because it makes you look like a bozo. I'm just saying. IT honestly ruins everyone's mood so care about your peers' feelings too. You probably will be kicked or forced to pay the bill for your dinner or clean up the dishes..some kinda punishment. O.o

My point is, Everyone likes to burp randomly and uhh.. fart randomly just for the hell of it and be "Free" but in public places, You need to control whatever you need to control. >.>