Lesson Five: Rejection & Over dramatic Relevance?

When it comes to Love, There's always ups and downs and when in middle school most relationships don't expect that and can say "I love you." easily. Girls check out boys even if they are in a relationship, Where I live. Which is Earth. ^^ And the peering leads to gossip plus rumors. This.. effecting their relationship with their partner and.. well, The break up is simple for the guys or maybe the girls. They can do cruel things too, You know. 

Text message break ups are honestly ridiculous. What? You're not manly/womanly enough to tell someone you wanna break up with them? For god sakes The parents will see your text message! D: If you haven't told you parents about your lil' boy/girl.. Well, you gonna be in big doodoo. The worst breakup? Not even. The worst is.. Uhh.. Here. And this a face to face conversation.


"Hey, Susy." 
"Hey, Bob! :D I missed you soooooooo much."
"Yeah, I can see. "

*Silence.* .... ...  ... 

"So.. Why did you want me to meet at the dumpster? It reeks. " 

"It's the dumpster. You shouldn't expect lavender and roses next time you come, Okay?"

"Okaaaay. So tell me!"

"So.. You know the word Dumpster right?"
 
"I just said it."

"Uhh, right. Well. The first few letters "Dump." 

"--- Hold up, Boy *Holds hand up*."..

"*Shakes* W-What?"

"You're not gonna throw all your condoms (Another word is Protection.) away right? D:"

"Uh, no. I'm keeping 'them'. Can I continue?"
 
"Right..right. Sorry."

"So..It reeks, right--"

"Right. :D"

"An.. the word dump means to just throw away.. And.. I uhh.. wanted to do the same to you."

"O.o.. WHAT THE FUDGE!? YOU. .. *Beats the boy with a random fish."
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Okay, it's not the best. But it's almost like that in Middle school..Except... The guys/girls don't bring their "Ex"  to the dump, But it'd be hysterical! And the worst part is. .The girls get over emotional. 

They go on Facebook or some kind of networking site and post "Single." And their friends pity them. The last thing a girl wants after a break up is sympathy and pity. unless you want that kinda attention. Then the girls cry..cry...cry..and.. guess what? Cry even more~!

I sound a little rude, But I think over-dramatic people who got rejected slightly bothersome. If you truly like the guy, Then I'll understand and I'd give you better advice like.." It's alright, Not many guys are as bad as him. There's only a handful left and you need to catch them before they're caught before you." But if you're crying over a 2 week relationship, Less than a month, Less than 3 months.. I'm gonna walk away. Jus..no, Girl. I don't care if you reeeaally got attached to him, Just don't tell me. I've got no interest of a relationship that was short and simple; Love ain't like that in real society. Love is like what you're experiencing in Middle school, Clingy and sometimes cheesy.

I  get it, Honey. Rejections are heartbreaking, especially your first one. But the world isn't going to end! Geeze, It's a man. Not jesus. A man who is a low-life and will be shunned by every girl if you spread the word that you got dumped by him, and shedding fake tears. :3  No I'm joking, Don't do that. Buuut. It's your life.. Your choices.. xD