1. Buy her a lovely, fancy dinner. With candle lights, Nobody is around you.. Plan it during night time, It's much more "romanticc." Tell her it costs about 100 dollars, And keep it to yourself that you actually spent less than 50.
2. Give the girl food if she's really self-conscious about her weight and say "Eating helps relieve stress."
3. Talk about yourself all the time, Every time every where. Even when you're at the movie theaters. Girls are too shy to talk so talking about yourself will bring some opinions from them.. Insulting or not. ;D
4. Complimentss. Women loves compliments when it's coming from their man's perspective. If the skinny jeans look fat, Then say it. :D
And if they look terrible in their makeup, Say "You're as beautiful as the Sunshine.." It really helps them feel better. Take away their mirror, Just in case. :D
5. Flowers~! Even if it is corny, It's actually pretty sweet of a man. The flowers should be roses, And describe your love to them comparing it to the rose. Such as "Your love is delicate as this stem." Give her flowers every weekend, Everyday, It'll be Rosy Days!
6. Pickup lines. Haven't gotten a girl? Saying these lines will help in the 21st century The way it did in 1970! :D
"What's a beautiful girl doing at a bachelorette party? It shows you've been obviously single for a long time no?"
"So.. uh, Do you come here often?"
"*stares..* Wow.. :D "
"You must be Mickey because you're so fine, you so funny. ~ "
7. Lying. this should help the girl want to stay with you. :D
"I have a disease and I only have one more month to live.."
This should all help you~ :DD Chances are that you won't get a girl..~
------------------------ Some useful tips about this post.. Sorry if you can't read it. xD Comment if it bothers you.
Giving your lovely partner flowers ( But not all the time, just occasionally. ) satisfies them, Choose what flowers represents your mate. Also adding a small gift that isn't too expensive for just a random day helps. If you only give them flowers and jewelry once a year will be questioned, And if you are just say something that isn't too corny. Like.." I don't favor you with gifts everyday, Love." And casually give her a peck on the cheek and walk all cool-like.Giving them flowers will get tiring and boring. Using the same techniques will fade.
I'm not saying you have to have to, And when it comes to my advice I always try and boss around. So apologies and do things that float your boat. It'll match your personality; The way you do things. Don't let anybody tell you what to do in your personal relationship, These are just false tips except the Flowers part. :D
When you're clueless in relationships, The best way is to be yourself. Ifyou do things that is wrong, Then learn from your mistake and enhance or improve yourself. Throughout your Romance life, You'll learn some flaws about you and your mate. And improvising you and your love life is the best way to go, and not make the same mistake.
Don't question Love. <3
P.S The 7 tips I previously said are not true, They only worked possibly around 1970.. maybe not even. I wouldn't know, But these lines seem really old-fashioned. If you're the corny type, Then go ahead try those tips . :D And girls.. Girls aren't that shy to speak. So don't think girls are always shy, that's just a stereotype.
I got a few lines here. Not all of them but..Funny lines, bro.
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